Q : what do you call the story of the three little pigs? a : a pig tail!11 Apr 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? a: jurassic pork!05 Apr 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? a: a porkasaurus rex!30 Mar 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what happened to the pig who lost its voice? a: it became disgruntled!24 Mar 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what happened when the pig pen broke? a: the pigs had to use a pencil!18 Mar 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: which magazine does the big bad wolf like to read? a: "porks illustrated!"12 Mar 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? a: because he was a slow-pork!06 Mar 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: why did the farmer call his pig ink? a: because it always ran out of the pen!29 Feb 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what happens when you cross a pig with a democrat? a: nothing. there are some things a pig won't do.17 Feb 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig? a: lawrence of poland.11 Feb 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: how do you make a pig squeal? a: kick your step mum in the face!05 Feb 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what's worse than a male chauvinist pig? a: a woman that won't do what she's told.30 Jan 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what do you call a litter of young dogs that have come in out of the snow? a: slush puppies!24 Jan 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: how did the sled dog make antifreeze? a: it ran off with her blanket!18 Jan 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: where should you leave your dog team and sled? a: at the barking lot!12 Jan 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: how is a sled dog like your nose on a cold day? a: they both run!06 Jan 2024English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: where do sled dogs go when they've lost their tails? a: a retail store.31 Dec 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: ten sled dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. why? a: it wasn't raining. (there's no drownpour here - the arctic is a desert.)25 Dec 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what do you call a sled dog with no legs? a: it doesn't matter what you call it, it still won't run!19 Dec 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: how many legs to sled dogs have? a: six. forelegs at the front and two at the back!13 Dec 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: if your sled dog fell through a hole in the ice, what is the first thing it would do? a: get wet!07 Dec 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: how many hairs are in a sled dog's tail? a: none. they're all on the outside.01 Dec 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what did the sled dog with a limp say after it finally tracked down and cornered the hunter? a: "you're the #&%@!#%* that shot my paw!"25 Nov 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: why did the sled dog run in circles? a: it was the watchdog and needed winding.19 Nov 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: why aren't sled dogs good dancers? a: because they have two left feet!07 Nov 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what did one sled dog say to the other while leaving the party in the igloo? a: "that was one of the best parties we've ever been to... and then you had to go and do that on the floor!"01 Nov 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes
Q: what's a sign that your sled dog may not be an iditarod winner? a: its collar doubles as its medic alert bracelet.26 Oct 2023English JokesAnimal Jokes