Patient to Psychiatrist, "What is the difference between dream and reality?" Patient: The same between a girlfriend and a wife!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctor to patient, "Your case will enrich medical sciences". Patient: Oh dear! And I thought I'll just have to pay Rs. 10000!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Patient: How much longer do I have? Doctor: Ten... Patient: Ten What? Doctor: Nine09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die. Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that! 09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
The doctor said to patient, "I want you take your clothes off and stick your tongue out of the window." "What will that do?" "Not much. But I hate my neighbour!"09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient's chest. The patient said, "Doctor how do I stand?" The doctor replied, "That's what puzzles me"!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctors after operation and students after exam both tell the same answer; . . . We tried our best; Can't say anything right now!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Patient: Doctor, what's good for excessive wind? Doctor: A kite.09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
My dentist makes the best false teeth. They're so lifelike, they even ache!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
A man to doctor, "Is there any medicine for long life?" Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help ? Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts.09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Patient: I have spent 80 per cent of my life savings on doctors. Doctor: Why didn't you come to me earlier?09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctor: So you swallowed a clock two months ago, why didn't you come to me sooner? Patient: I didn't want to alarm you.09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back. Woman: So did my arthritis!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctor: You'll live to be 70. Patient: I am 70. Doctor: See, what did I tell you?09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble with my breathing. Doctor: I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that.09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'can't stop stealing things. Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to Twitter. Patient: Sorry, I don't follow you.09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Some doctors charge so much, they should be called Feesycians!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Why is it that you wait 6 weeks for a doctor's appointment and then he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner"?09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Why are dentists always broke? Because they live from hand to mouth!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he? Nurse: B positive. Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Doctor to patient: You are very sick. Patient: Can I get a second opinion? Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's 1500. Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
An apple a day... is almost a thousand rupees a month. Visiting a doctor is . . . . . a lot cheaper. Sp be practical!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >
A doctor calls up the Radio station: Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'. RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Doctor: To my patient on ventilator!09 Jan 2018English JokesDoctors Jokes div >