Pappu: mummy application form mein `permanent identification mark` kya likhun? jeeto: likh de `left hand mein mobile`!25 Sep 2021English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: you've been correcting every word i say for the last eleven years. jeeto: twelve years!25 Sep 2021English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: why is your husband acting weird? jeeto: he is not acting!29 Jun 2021English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: i get brain freeze whenever i eat ice cream. santa: i never get any brain freeze. jeeto: you don't have a brain, that's why!19 Jun 2021English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: my husband is like jesus during weekends. preeto: that's a great compliment for a husband. jeeto: it's not a compliment. it's because he disappears on friday evening and then re-emerges only on sunday night!09 Apr 2021English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: communication is the most important thing in a relationship. santa: true, so tell me what's wrong? jeeto: nothing!30 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Pappu: mom, you can't even take a joke. jeeto: shut up, didn't i marry your father?29 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: when you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at? jeeto: i'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!29 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: i can't do pull-ups or push-ups. jeeto: but you can do a lot of f**k-ups!29 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: i forgot to pay the water bill again. i feel so stupid. jeeto: don't worry, i do it all the time. santa: what, forgetting to pay the bill? jeeto: no, feeling that you're stupid!29 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: this is the scariest horror movie i've ever watched. jeeto: shut up, it's our wedding video!29 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: that's the fifth time i've had to replace the clutch on this car. jeeto: don't blame me for that. i never use it!29 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: tell me what's bothering you, honey? jeeto: you!10 Dec 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: how do you manage your husband so well? jeeto: i give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!21 Oct 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: i wish i were filthy rich. jeeto: you already are 50% of your wish!21 Oct 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
After studying for 30 mins: pappu: i can't study anymore. jeeto: lagta hai teri body mein vitamin chappal ki kami ho gayi hai!12 Oct 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: kya hua tere phone ko? pappu: kharab ho gaya hai... kitni baar bolun? jeeto: bolta reh... achha lag raha hai sun kar!02 Oct 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: my husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning. jeeto: my husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!05 Sep 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Jeeto: when i'm angry at my husband, i count to ten. preeto: so that it calms you down? jeeto: no, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!05 Sep 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: what's your honest opinion about my... jeeto: your jokes are pathetic. santa: ...about my new shirt? jeeto: oh, it's nice!10 Aug 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: we all make mistakes. jeeto: true, but i ended up marrying mine!02 Aug 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: if you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be? jeeto: my husband!30 Jul 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: if you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go? jeeto: i don't like doing anything that will make him happy!11 Jul 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Pappu: aaj kal paanv zameen par nahi padte mere! jeeto: padne bhi nahi chahiye... abhi poncha lagaya hai!08 Jul 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: why do you always disagree with me? jeeto: no, i don't!23 Jun 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them? jeeto: it's just to remind you what i'm capable of!30 May 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: what's the difference between men and term deposits? jeeto: term deposits eventually mature!09 Apr 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Santa: you women should come with instructions. jeeto: no use. have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?09 Apr 2020English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >
Preeto: I think long hair makes a man look so intelligent. Jeeto: I found one on my Santa's coat the other night and he looked darned foolish.06 Jan 2018English JokesJeetoPreeto Jokes div >