My wife asked me why i was doing the dishes while sitting down. told her it's because i can't stand doing it!25 Sep 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!25 Sep 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Few more days to valentine's day: wives have become more polite than customer care!25 Sep 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
While pressing her husband's forehead, the wife gently asked, "shaadi ke pehle tumhare sar kaun dabata tha?" husband gave a simple heart-touching answer, "shaadi se pehle kabhi sar dard tha hi nahi!"25 Sep 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married!25 Sep 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems: 1. nothing to wear 2. no place to keep all her clothes25 Sep 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Few more days to valentine's day: wives have become more polite than customer care!25 Sep 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Woman 1: you said you wouldn't marry anyone. men are animals. still, you agreed to marry a guy! woman 2: it is not a bad idea to pet an animal! 15 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Wife: ugh i gained 3 lbs during vacation. what about you? me (looking at scale showing i actually lost a pound): i gained 4!13 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
For our anniversary dinner, my wife gave me the freedom to choose whichever restaurant she wants me to choose!12 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Carpets are dangerous. my wife tripped over it and i ended up sleeping on the sofa. okay, i laughed when she fell, but still!12 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
First-year of marriage: i can't even imagine living without you. the tenth year of marriage: maybe you should buy a new house and move out!08 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
During an argument with her husband, a wife was just about to calm down. but then her husband asked her to calm down!08 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. so if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion!07 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Husband: i am going to the office today after lockdown. do you need anything? wife: no, that's enough!02 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Husband: honey, did i tell you that you cook well? wife: awww, no babe. husband: so why do you keep cooking?02 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so i sent him back a picture of our kids!01 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
The truth shall set you free. unless you're a husband. then it's better to keep your mouth shut!01 Jul 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
I winked at my wife and told her that we should try something different in the bedroom. so she handed me the vacuum cleaner and told me to start cleaning the bedroom!30 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months. now i'm not allowed to go near her!29 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Of course, men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. it's called "marriage!"29 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Tequila is like marriage. you know that it's bad for you & may regret it later. but you're curious and do it anyway!29 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
I'm a grown-up and mature man and i do whatever the hell my wife wants me to do. period!23 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
My wife said, "you really have no sense of direction, do you?" i said, "where did that come from?"22 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Karwa chauth ends. women remove all the makeup. halloween starts!18 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
I'm not saying my wife is ugly but... she's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their tv down and they gave her some sweets!18 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
I expect any day now to find out from my wife what my new year's resolutions will be!18 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >
Wife: we'll talk about it when i'm not angry at you. me: when is that, next year?17 Jun 2021English JokesMarriage Jokes div >