Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart. #Internetservicessuspended06 Apr 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours. #internetsuspension06 Apr 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it?06 Apr 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard. #Internetban06 Apr 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper! 06 Apr 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Boy: Breakup hurts the most. Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai?06 Apr 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi: Hindustan Leaver!08 Mar 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year... Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL... Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!08 Mar 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Don't drink and drive is old, Don't drink and bath is new!08 Mar 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Two idioms facing extinction: 1. As safe as a bank 2. He's a real gem!08 Mar 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Govt. has announced the abolition of Income Tax. That's right you heard it correct. Jaitley explained that it will be done in 2 stages. First, he will abolish Income. Then he will abolish the tax!18 Feb 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Mitron! Kal Chand Dekh Liya Na, Aaj Budget Ke Baad Din Mein Taare Dikhenge!18 Feb 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
This year's Budget is like: 1. No tax on sports shoes for handicaps 2. Deceased persons now do not need to file Income Tax Returns from the 2nd year onwards of their death 3. Pregnant women do not need to buy half ticket for their unborn babies. 4. GST abolished on Adventure Sports for super senior citizens above 80 years of age. 5. No GST on Circus, Cinema or any kind of exhibition shows for blinds!18 Feb 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Lower class gets Subsidy Upper Class gets Rebates The middle class gets only TV debates!18 Feb 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Teen Baar Talaq Bolne Ka Lafda Khatam Ho Geya, Hamari Wali Toh Iss Ke Dhyare Mein Bhi Nahi Aati, Phir Bhi Iske Paon Khushi Se Zameen Pe Nahi Lag Rahe! 25 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Waiting for Modi Ji to say "Mitron... Virat Ki Shaadi Bhi Tabhi Hui Jab Kendra Mein BJP Ki Sarkar Hai. Kya Yeh Achhe Din Nahi Hain Mitrono?" In response Rahul Gandhi will say "Dekhiye... Kendra Mein BJP Sarkar Hai Aur Virat-Anushka Ko Italy Mein Ja Kar Shaadi Karni Padi. Kya Yahi 'MAKE IN INDIA' Hai Modi Ji Ka?"25 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
News: 3rd double hundred by Rohit Sharma in ODI. Anushka: Papa Sahi Kehte The, Sharma Ji Ka Ladka Best Tha!25 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free. I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card! 25 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Mamta Banerjee to support Pranab as President: Trinamool Congress to be renamed "U-Turnamool Congress".06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Q: What is Mamta Banerjee's favourite song? A: I hate U(PA), like I love U(PA). 06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Can one file an RTI application to know if Mamta Banerjee & Trinamool Congress are still a part of UPA?06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
Pratibha Patil to leave Delhi soon for Pune - via Bali, Tahiti, Honolulu, Vancouver, Miami, St. Barts, Corfu & Dubai.06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
The nurse came out with ND Tiwari's DNA report and screamed: "It's a dad!" 06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
ND Tiwari's DNA matched and the he is going to sue the condom company for the damage. 06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
ND Tiwari's DNA result ironically comes on "Happy Free Kiss Day"! The father-son should kiss and make up!06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
After ND Tiwari's DNA report, eunuchs have attacked Tiwari's house, asking for money with interest of 32 years. 06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
What's common between a Board Test and DNA test? The person subjected to test knows the results but hate its publication in the newspapers.06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >
ND Tiwari's defence: I am not the father but only a donor!06 Jan 2018English JokesNews and Politics Jokes div >