Teacher: what is history? pappu: the process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history! 16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: the wind and the students have the same mentality. bunty: how? pappu: both keep turning the book's pages without reading!16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Jeeto: it is 11 o'clock, are you still sleeping? pappu: i am a little tired so i am taking a rest. jeeto: you spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired? pappu: i have been sleeping so long so i got tired!16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
teacher: who was jawaharlal nehru? pappu: sir, he was 'responsible'!16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher to half-asleep pappu in class, "who invented steam engine?" pappu: what sir? teacher: very good. it's correct. james watt, it is. moral: sleeping improves your general knowledge!16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: count from 1-10. pappu: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10. teacher: what about '6'? pappu: i heard papa telling mama while reading the newspaper that "6 die in road accident"! 16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: pappu, if your father could save rs 10,000 a month for 4 months, what would he have? pappu: a new iphone for me!16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
teacher: who was jawaharlal nehru? pappu: sir, he was 'responsible'!16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Maths teacher to pappu: if you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? pappu: i dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!16 Sep 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: what is 4000 converted into roman numerals? pappu: mmmm... teacher: well done boy!15 Jul 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Music teacher: what's your favourite musical instrument? pappu: the lunch bell!15 Jul 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: bhai, new year ka plan kya hai? bunty: koi plan nahi hai... kyon? pappu: kuch nahi bas cancel karna tha!15 Jul 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girl: can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak. pappu: look above what is that? girl: sun. pappu: you can see the sun which is so far away from here. how more far do you wanna see?29 Jun 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
An english teacher asked students to write an essay on my teacher. after some time, pappu stands up and asked, "madam ji, niri agg nu english vich ki kehnde ne?"29 Jun 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: what is anesthesia? pappu: 2 amritsari kulche with thandi lassi!29 Jun 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Bunty: what do you think you'll be getting for valentines' day? pappu: some forwarded messages!19 Jun 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: aaj ki online class khatam, kuchh doubt ho toh puchho? pappu: beech mein jo chai dene aayi thi, woh aapki beti thi kya?18 May 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: what is the difference between 'science' and 'art'? pappu: there is no medicine for corona, as of now, that is science. hospitals are charging lakhs for the treatment of corona even though there is no medicine. this is an art!26 Mar 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: what is a noun? pappu: a noun is somebody living in a convent!09 Jan 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: do you want to earn money from your phone? bunty: how? pappu: just sell it!09 Jan 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: khoobsurat ladki ko english mein kya kehte hain? pappu: i love you!09 Jan 2021English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Santa: your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! pappu: that's why i say she's no good!30 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: my girlfriend has dumped me. bunty: it's really sad. what's the reason for ditching you? pappu: she says i am a compulsive gambler. i'd do anything to win her back!30 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend? pappu: izzat ka falooda!30 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: do you still have any feelings for me? ex-girlfriend: yes, i do. pappu: awww, thank you. ex-girlfriend: but those are all negative feelings!30 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: dad, i have a doubt. santa: what's it, son? pappu: i learned that shri ram attained godly status by listening to his father in satyayug. santa: that's true, son. pappu: but then prahlad became great by not listening to his father in tretayug. santa: that is also true. pappu: so, dad, kindly enlighten me: should i listen to you or not? santa: my dear son, we are living in kaliyug. it's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!30 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: you look like my wife. girl: oh... what's your wife name? pappu: i'm not married yet!30 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Santa: son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone. pappu: i know dad, but why take a chance?30 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "what would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?" pappu, a bright lad replied, "sir i would expect to find myself behind bars!"29 Dec 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >