POLITICS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Yo yo honey singh. main rahu sari raat in the bar daaru piu lagatar.. ek aadhi toh sab pite hai. main toh piu bottle chaar. . . . . . . kyu ki . . . . . . . . . . . ab ki baar modi sarkar

Rahul gandhi: mujhe pm nahi ban na. modi : kyun kya hua? darr gya? rahul gandhi: tune choti si bat pe rajnikanth ko kyun bula lia?

Election discussions boy 1 : election ki date fix ho gayi hai. boy 2 : toh kya hua... boy 1 : us din pata chal jaayega ki .................................... mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain :d:d

Mujhe mummy k hath se banaye hue pizza se garib ke ghar ki khichdi zyada achhi lagti hai.. -rahul gandhi arre ghade teri maa agar nahi hoti toh garib bhi pizza khata.. -narendra modi

Rahul gandhi: there is no peace in gujarat, i saw people fighting wid the small lathis.... sonia gandhi: pappu, vo dandiya kar rahe hain.

Modi roz kehta jai achhe din aane waale hain kyunki....... . . . . . . . . . . . summer vacations mein sabki bibiyan maayke jaane wali hain.