NATKHAT JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Wo Shaitan Jo Ramdaan Men Band Nahin Hue Unki 4 Nishaniyan:
1. Hath Me Mobile Hoga
2. Angutha Batan Par Hoga
3. Masaj Padhakar Hansega
4. Fir Sochega Ki Kisko Forward Karo

Kaam Aisa Karo Ki Naam Ho Jaye;
Varna;
Naam Aisa Karo Ki;
Naam Lete Hi Kaam Ho Jaye!

Accha Ek Baat Batao Gadha Tanhaai Men Kya Mahsus Karta Hai?
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"Koi Jaldi Nahin Hai Mahsus Karke Bata Dena"

Ek Pagal Diary Likh Raha Tha:
"Aaj Meri Bahan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahin Ladka Hoga Ya Ladaki Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Nahin Pata Ki Main "
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"Mama Banunga Ya Mami"

E Khuda Aaj Barsaat Ho Jaye;
Kam Se Kam Ek Katori Pani Bhar Jaye;
Jo SMS Na Karte Hon Uska Mobile Usamen Doob Jaye;
Na Rahega Fon Na Bajegi Ton

Dosti Ko Bade Pyar Se Nibhayenge;
Koshish Rahegi Tujhe N Satayenge;
Kabhi Pasand N Aaye Mera Sath To Bata Dena;
Gin Bhi N Paoge Ki Itane "Thappad" Lagayenge

1 Rahe Chullu;
1 Rahe Bhullu;
1 Rahe Ullu;
Chullu Gyaarhavi Men Padhat Rahen;
Bhullu Barhavi Men Padhat Rahen;
Aur Ullu;
SMS Padhat Rahen!

Agar Ladkiyan Paraya Dhan Hain To Ladake Kya Hain?
Nahin Pata Kya?
Main Batata Hu
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Ek Nambar Ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Lagi Rahati Hai

Din Raat Mujhe Mesej Karkar Ke Aisa Kar Diya Tum Logon Ne Mujhe Jalim;
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Ghar Ki Ghanti Bhi Bajane Par Mobile Utha Leti Hu!

Bhagwan Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost Ko;
Chahe Mujhe Sukhon Ka Pahad De De
Nai Sicil Par Ghume Mera Dost;
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani BMW Kar De De

Baith Kar Mehbuba Ki Baho Me Aisa Josh Aaya;
Vaah Vaah Vaah;
Baith Kar Mehbuba Ki Baho Me Aisa Josh Aaya;
Fir?
Fir Kya? Bivi Ne Dekh Liya Aur I Si Uu (ICU) Men Hosh Aaya!

Tere Pyar Ki Roshani Aisi Hai Ki;
Har Taraf Ujala Najar Aata Hai;
Sochta Hu Ki Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Dun;
Kambakht Bill Bahut Aata Hai

Arj Kiya Hai:
Dena Hai Ye Dil Kisi Ko Dan Men;
Wah Wah
Dena Hai Ye Dil Kisi Ko Dan Men;
Yaro Hai Koi Mast Maal Dhyan Men?

Aapko Chek Karna Hai Ki Aapke Dimaag Men Kya Hai?
Kisi Bhi Gay Ke Tabele Men Jiye Aur Apna Sir Gay Ke Munh Ke Pas Le Jaiye
Agar Dur Jaye To Samajh Lena 'Gobar' Hai
Agar Gaay Paas Aaye To Samajh Lena 'Bhusa' Hai
Bhaiya Ji Smile!

Sindhi: Oye Tu Vahan Kone Men Kyon Baitha Hai?
Pathan: Sardi Bahut Hai N Isliye
Sindhi: Sardi Hai To Kone Men Kya Tapmaan Jyada Hai?
Pathan: Ha Tumhe Nahin Pata Kona 90 Digri Ka Hota Hai

Aahat Si Koi Aaye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho;
Saya Koi Lehraye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho;
Ab Khud Hi Batao;
Janiman Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho?

Ek Chhota Sa Par Bahut Khatarnaak Vichaar Jo Na Jane Kitanon Hi Ladakon Ki Jindagi Barbad Kar Deta Hai
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"Yaar Vo Tujhe Dekh Rahi Thi"A

Jab Baat Tumhare Bas Me Naa Ho To;
Bekar Ki Tension Mat Liya Karo;
Bhagwan Tumhari Riksha (Raksha) Karega!

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12 Sal Ke Ladake Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladaki Ko Fool Diya To Ladaki Ne Chumban (Kiss) Kiya
Ladaka Ghabra Ke Bhagane Laga
Ladaki Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Ladaka: Guldasta Lekker A Raha Hu

Khubsurat Ladkiya Jyada Padhati Nahin Hain
Vo Janti Hain Ki Duniya Ke Kisi Kone Men



Koi Gadha Unke Liye Doctor Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga

Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi Pichhe Se Ek Ladaka Aakar Bola "Ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya?"
Ladaki Boli "Bhag Ja Sale 3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu Abhi Tak Ghar Nahin Pahunchi"

Insan Ko Baat Karne Se Pahle Pranam Karna Chahiye;
Hay Hay To Chhakke Bhi Karte Hain

Kabhi Haunsla Bhi Aajma Lena Chahiye;
Bure Vakt Men Muskura Lena Chahiye;
Agar Sataven Din Bhi Khujli Na Mite To;
Athaven Din Naha Lena Chahiye

Vibhinn Deshon Men Ladakiyon Ke Bare Men Vichar:
Amerika: Fatho Ki Jhalak
Spen: Dimag Ke Sath Saundarya
Brajil: Hot And Sexy
Indian Ladaki: Sala Kuch Ho Na Ho Par Bhav (Attitude) Itna Ki Pucho Mat

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Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola
"Doctor Sahab Bukhar Aa Raha Hai"
Doctor(Nabj Pakad Kar): Ha Bukhar To Hai Main Davai Likh Deta Hu
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna
Doctor Ne Use Ghur Kar Dekha Aur Fir Davai Likhne Laga
Pathan Fir Bola "Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna"
Doctor Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Bola "To Kya Sale Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Du"

Gabbar: Ye Hath Mujhe De De Thakur
Thakur: Nahin Main Inn Haathon Se Apne Doston Ko Maisej Karta Hu Ye Jo Is Vakt Masaj Padh Raha Hai Iske Hath Le Lo Ye Kabhi Maisej Nahin Karta

Kabhi Naak Pe;
Kabhi Gaal Pe;
Kis;
Kis;
Kis;
Kis Kadar;
Makkhiyan Tang Karti Hain!
Ab Aap Nahaoge Nahin To Aisa Hi Hoga Na?

Roj Logon Se Aapke Pange Honge;
Roj Aapke Ghar Men Dange Honge;
Yaad Rakhna Mujhe SMS Nahin Kiya To;
Aapke 420 Bachche Honge;
Aur Sab Ganje Luchche Aur Lafange Honge