When I was a little kid: • I’d put my arms in my shirt and told

When i was a little kid:

• i’d put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms

• would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to lose

• had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once :)

• waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out or you had to pee

• faked being asleep, so i could be carried to bed ;)

• the only thing i had to take care of was a school bag

• the only ‘fake’ friends i had were invisible ones :|

• swallowed a fruit seed i was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy