Dear Monsoon

Dear monsoon,

Please don't be so romantic.
We do not have girlfriends who will wear chiffon sarees and dance in the rains.
We only have wives who will make us run out to the terrace and bring in clothes hung out for drying...

- all married men

The female version of monsoon msg...

Dear monsoon,

Please don't be so romantic.
We do not have cool boyfriends who will take us on a romantic ride.
We already have husbands who will ask us to go in the kitchen and prepare chai and pakoda...

- all married women