Married What a Contradiction: by Diksha What a contradiction:If a wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.And if a husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy!MARRIED JOKES AND CHUTKULE - What a Contradiction: What a Contradiction: If a wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Married Jokes you don't wanna miss this 2 cockroch icu me admit hue........ Teacher (in class):- sabse jada ande kon deta hai ?....... A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" and the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "do you want a wittle whit....... Ek pati ne apni patni ....... Saw the first look poster of amir khan....... राहुल गाँधी मूंगफली खा रहा थातभी उसके घर मंत्री आये और बोलेमंत्री – सर, चारों तरफ से घिर गए हैंपप्पू.......