Naughty Customer- Jan dhan me khata khulwana h Banker- Khulwao C- Kya ye 0 balance me khul raha by Diksha Customer- jan dhan me khata khulwana hBanker- khulwaoC- kya ye 0 balance me khul raha hB- ( man hi man me .. sale pata nahi h kya tujhe). han ji free me khulwaoC- isme sarkar kitne paise dalegiB- ji abhi to kuch pata nahiC- to me ye khata kyun khulwaoB- ji mat khulwaoC- phir bhi sarkar kuch to degiB- apko free me atm de dengeC- jab usme paise hi nahi honge to me atm ka kya karungaB- paise dalwao bhaiya tumhara khata hC. mere pas paise hote to me pahle khata nahi khulwa leta. tum khata khol rahe ho to tum dalo na paiseB. are bhai sarkar khulwa rahi hC. to ye sarkari bank nahi hB. are bhai sarkar tumhara insurance free me kar rahi h... pure 1 lakh kaC. ( khush hote huye) acha to ye 1 lakh mujhe kab milengeB.(gusse me) jab ap mar jaoge to apki bivi ko milengeC.( shocked) - to tum log mujhe marna chahte ho, aur meri bivi se tumhara kya matlab hB. are bhai ye hum nahi sarkar chahti h ki......C. ( bich me baat kat te huye) tumhara matlab sarkar mujhe marna chahti hB. are yaar mujhe nahi pata tumko khata khulwana h kyaC. nahi pata ka kya matlab ....mujhe puri baat bataoB. are abhi to mujhe bi puri baat nahi pata h.... modi ne kaha h ki khate kholo to hum khol rahe hC... are nahi pata to yahan kyon baithe ho( jan dhan ke poster ki aur dekhte huye).. acha ye 5000 ka overdraft kya hB. matlab tum apne khate se 5000 nikal sakte ho.....C. ( bich me baat kat te huye) ye hui na bat ye lo aadhaar card ,2 photo aur nikalo 5000B. are yaar ye to 6 mahine baad melangeC. to 6 mahine in paison ko kya tum kam me logeB. bhaiya ye rupaye hi 6 mahine baad ayengeC. jhut mat bolo pahle bola ki kuch nahi milega.... phir kaha atm milega..... phir bola insurance milega ..... phir bolte ho 5000 rs. milenge..... phir kahte ho ki nahi milenge ...... tum he kuch pata bhi hBanker bechara- ayo ma ..... kanun ki kasam ..... bharat mata ki kasam me sach kahta hoon modi ji ne abhi kuch nahi bataya...... tum chale jao..... khuda ki kasam tum jaao meri salary itni nahi ki ek saath " brain hemorrhage aur heart attack ka ilaj karwa sakun"NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Customer- Jan dhan me khata khulwana h Banker- Khulwao C- Kya ye 0 balance me khul raha Customer- jan dhan me khata khulwana h ba Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Naughty Jokes