Teacher: Where’s your homework?

teacher: where’s your homework?

Girl: um… (looks to boyfriend for help)?

Boy: it was my fault. sorry.

Girl: (whispers) what r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her)

Teacher: what?

Boy: it was my fault.

Teacher: how so?

Boy: i walked her to school today & offered to carry her books.

Teacher: so where’s her homework?

Boy: i dropped it.

Teacher: why?

Boy: i dropped it when i was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever.

(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)

Teacher: i’ll give you one more day to get it finished!