Kal raat ko manmohan singh ke sapne me gandhi ji aaye

Kal raat ko manmohan singh ke sapne me gandhi ji aaye.

Gandhi ji ne poochha-meri topi, mera chasma aur meri lathi kaha hai

To manmohan bole-topi aur chasma to anna hazzare ke pass hai.
Aur lathi hamari g##nd me de rakkhi hai