Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai

Professor to students: “ek platform 2 km lamba hai,
Aandhi chal rahi hai 60km/h ki speed se,
ek train aayi aur delhi se mumbai
ki taraf chali gayi”

To sawal ye hai ke: “meri umar kitni hai?”

Sab bachhe hairaan ho ke ek dusre ki shakal dekhne lage.

Pappu ne jawab dene ke liye hath uthaya.

Pappu: “sir aapki umar 42 saal hai”

Professor: “good, lekin tumne kese calculate kiya?”

Pappu: “sir hamare ghar ke paas ek admi rahta hai,
Wo aadha pagal hai
Aur uski umar 21 saal hai“