BAHUT GANDA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ek Aadmi Pandit Ke Paas Gaya
Aadmi: Pandit Ji Beti Bahut Pareshan Rahti Hai Havan Karvana Hai
Pandit: Shaadi Nahin Ho Rahi Kya?
Aadmi: Nahin Aajkal Uski DP Pe Like Nahin A Rahe

Prito: Shadi Ke Pahle Tum Bahut Mandir Jate The Ab Kya Ho Gaya?
Banta: Fir Tumse Shadi Ho Gai Aur Mera Bhagwan Par Se Bharosa Hi Uth Gaya

Bahut Se Log Sawal Karte Hain Shadi Kya Hai?
Lo Uttar Deta Hu
Jab Disha Ulti Ho Jaati Hai To Use Shadi Kahte Hain
Disha Shadi

Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!

Ek Aadmi Bahut Der Se Ek Bahut Bade Bord Ki Taraf Dekh Raha Tha Jis Par Ek Sundar Ladki Ka Hath Men Mixser Liye Hue Foto Tha Aur Likha Tha 'Exchange Offer'!
Ye Dekh Kar Us Aadmi Ki Bivi Badi Hi "Namrata" Se Boli "Ghar Chalo Offer Sirf Miksar Par Hai"

Salman Khurshid: Rahul Ki Maa Sare Desh Ki Maa Hai Rahul Ki Bahan Sare Desh Ki Bahan Hai
Rahul Gandhi: Inhin Chammachoon Ke Karan Main Shaadi Nahin Kar Raha Varnaa Ye Log Kahenge Rahul Ki Patni Sare Desh Ki Patni Hai