CHODUMAL KHAN SAHAB JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Marij: Doctor Sahab Aapko Take Lagane Aate Hain?
Doctor: Ha Ji Bilkul
Marij: Yah Lo Meri Chappal Men Laga Do
Doctor Behosh!

Jitane Khate Modi Sahab Ne Jan Dhan Yojna Ke Tahat Nahin Khulwaye Honge Unse Dugne To Pan Walon Ki Dukanon Par Ingineeron Ne Khulva Rakhe Hain

Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola
"Doctor Sahab Bukhar Aa Raha Hai"
Doctor(Nabj Pakad Kar): Ha Bukhar To Hai Main Davai Likh Deta Hu
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna
Doctor Ne Use Ghur Kar Dekha Aur Fir Davai Likhne Laga
Pathan Fir Bola "Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna"
Doctor Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Bola "To Kya Sale Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Du"

Jaj (Santa Se): Pichhali Baar Bhi Tum 500 Rupaye Churane Ke Arop Men Pakade Gae The!
Santa: Jaj Sahab 500 Rupaye Se Kitane Din Kam Chalega!

Doctor Ne Marij Ki Janch Karne Ke Baad Kaha "Aapko Koi Purani Bimari Hai Jo Aapke Sharir Ko Dhiredhire Kha Rahi Hai"
Marij: Doctor Sahab Thoda Dhire Boliye Wo Bahar Hi Baithi Hai

Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola
"Doctor Sahab Mujhe Bimari Hai Ki Khane Ke Baad Bhuk Nahi Lagti Sone Ke Baad Nind Nahin Ati Kaam Karun To Thak Jata Hu Kuch Ilaj Batao"
Doctor: Aisa Karo Sari Rat Dhoop Men Baitho Thik Ho Jaoge