DUNIYA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Duniya Mein Sab Se Tez 2 Network Hai:
1. E-Mail Aur 2. Female
Ek Hi Pal Mein Idhar Ki Baat Udhar!

Pati Balakani Men Khada Masti Se Gaa Raha Tha
"Panchi Banu Udata Firun Mast Gagan Men Aaj Main Aazaad Ho Duniya Ke Chaman Men"A
Tabhi Rasoi Men Se Patni Ki Awaz I 'Ghar Men Hi Udo Samne Wali Mayke Gayi Hai'

Duniya Bhar Men 4 Kaam Bahut Mushkil Hain:
1. Chinti Ko Lipstic Lagana
2. Hathi Ko God Men Bithaana
3. Macchar Ko Kapde Pahnana
4. Patni Ko Samjhana

Techer: Batao Agar Ek Chhota Grah Prithvi Se Takra Jayega To Kya Hoga?
Pappu: Tann Ki Aawaj Aag
Techer: Kyon?
Pappu: Kyoki Ye Duniya...... Ye Duniya Pital Di

Kitni Ajib Duniya Hai Jaha "Aurten Dusri Auraton Ki Shikayaten Kartekarte Nahin Thakti Jabki Purush Dusri Auraton Ki Tarif Karte Nahin Thakte"

Jis Ki Shandar Munchen Hon
6 Pex Abs Nikale Hon
Dil Men Umange Uch Rahi Hon
Ladkiyan Tirchi Nazron Se Dekhti Hoon
Sari Duniya Ka Badshah Ho Aisa Ruab Ho
Jiski Dahad Se Kutte Bhi Bhag Jate Hon...
Aisa Banka Javan Shadi Ke Baad Bivi Se Puche Ki...
Agar Bhindi N Mile To Bangan Le Aaun Kya?
Tab Aakhen Bhar Aati Hain