Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married. Bunty: Wow! When? Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? Pappu: You told me to surprise you!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well. Bittu: What happened? Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time. Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Girlfriend: Will you marry me? Pappu: Yes. Girlfriend: When? Pappu: As soon as I complete CA. Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up. Bunty: It's pretty sad. Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes