JOKES PATI PATNI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Patni: Aji Tum Gova Ja Rahe Ho To Mujhe Apne Sath Kyon Nahin Le Jate?
Pati: Are Pagli Koi Hotal Jata Hai To Tifin Sath Le Jata Hai Kya?

Patni: Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Pranshaniy Naamon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Rabdi Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?
Pati: Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Taji Rahegi?

Patni: Aji Sunte Ho?
Pati: Kya Hua Kyon Subahsubah Chilla Rahi Ho?
Patni: Raat Maine Ek Sapna Dekha
Pati: Aisa Kya Dekha?
Patni: Maine Tumhare Liye Pasandida Khana Banaya Hai Aur Tumhen Apane Hath Se Khila Rahi Hu Aur Pair Bhi Daba Rahi Hu
Pati: Ab Mujhe Pakka Yakin Ho Gaya
Patni: Kis Baat Pe?
Pati: Ki Sapne Kabhi Sach Nahin Hote

Jab Aapko Ek Aurat Pasand Karti Hai Tab Aap Ek Pati Hain
Jab Aapko Bahut Sari Aurten Pasand Karti Hain Tab Aap Ek Aadarsh Vyakti Hain
Jab Aapko Hajaron Auraten Pasand Karti Hain Tab Aap Ek Leder Hain
Aur Jab Aapko Shahar Ki Puri Aurten Pasand Karti Hain Tab Aap Ek Golgappe Wale Hain

Soch Ka Fark Dekho
Pati Ke Pach Miss Call Hon To Patni Sochati Hai Ki Pata Nahin Kya Hua Hoga?
Patni Ke Pach Miss Call Ho To Pati Sochata Hai Ki Pata Nahin Aaj Mere Saath Kya Hoga?

Patni: Kash! Main Newspaper Hoti Kam Se Kam Roz Tum Mujhe Apane Hathon Men To Lete
Pati: Meri Bhi Ichchha Thi Ki Tum Newspaper Hoti Kam Se Kam Roz Nai To Milti