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Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta: Tell me the bad news first!

Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day.
Banta: Is it that bad?
Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!

Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!

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Jeeto to Santa on Valentine's day, "What is 10 years with me?"
Santa: A second.
Jeeto: What is Rs 5,000 to you?
Santa: A coin.
Jeeto: OK! Give me a coin.
Santa: Wait a second!

Santa: I'm in trouble with my wife.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: She came to the pub looking for me, and I asked her for her number!