MOLVI SAHAB JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat Main Hu Na
Pathan (Marij): Vahi Mera Sabse Bada Dar Hai Doctor Sahab
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Ye Mera Pahla Operation Hai Thoda Dhyan Se Karna
Doctor: Daro Mat Yah Mera Bhi Pahla Hi Opration Hai

Thanedar: Tumhare Yaha Chori Hui To Kitna Baja Tha?
Pathan: Char Latth Ham Par Aur Ek Latth Hamari Begam Par Baja Tha
Thanedar: Main Puch Raha Hu Ki Ghadi Men Kitna Baja Tha?
Pathan: Sahab Ghadi Par To Ek Hi Latth Baja Tha Tabhi Ghadi Toot Gai Thi

Pathan (Marij): Doctor Sahab Mere Paas Ilaj Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain Aap Mera Illaj Kar Den To Shayad Main Bhi Kabhi Aapke Kaam Aa Sakta Hu
Doctor: Tum Kya Kaam Karte Ho?
Pathan: Ji Main Kabr Khodata Hu

Ek Doctor Ek Din Banta Ke Piche Bhag Raha Tha! Raste Men Doctor Se Ek Pahchan Wale Ne Pucha "Kya Hua Doctor Sahab Uske Pichhe Kyon Bhag Rahe Ho?" Hafte Hue Doctor Bola "Char Bar Aisa Ho Chuka Hai Sala Dimag Ka Operation Karane Aata Hai Aur Bal Katvakar Chala Jata Hai!"

Ladki: Khan Sahab Tum Mujhe Subah Se Lekar Sham Tak Aur Shaam Se Lekar Subah Tak Pyar Karna
Pathan: Oye Jalim Ki Bachchi To Fir Ham 'Naswar' Kab Khayega?

Santa: Itni Mahangai Ke Daur Men Paranthe Par Itna Ghi Kya Ho Gaya Hai Tumhen?
Naukar: Maaf Kijiye Sahab Galti Se Maine Apna Parantha Aapko De Diya