NAWAB SAHAB JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Baar-Baar Yahi Sapna Dikhta Hai Ki Mere Paas Se Hokar Sundar-Sundar Ladakiyan Teji Se Bhag Rahin Hain
Doctor: Usmen Mujhse Kya Chahte Ho?
Santa: Aap Aisi Dava Dijie Ki Ya To Un Ladkiyon Ki Raftar Kuch Kam Ho Jaye Ya Fir Meri Raftaar Badha Jaye

Pathan Ke Talak Ka Mukadma Adalat Men Chal Raha Tha
Jaj: Maine Is Mukadame Ke Bare Men Yah Fansla Kiya Hai Ki Tumhari Begam Ko Har Mahine 20 000 Rupaye Muavje Ke Taur Par Milenge
Pathan: Bahutbahut Meharbani Jaj Sahab Aur Ha Kabhikabhi Mere Paas Paise Honge To Main Bhi Thode Paise De Diya Karunga

Pathan Richarj Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "Bhai Sahab Ek Rupaye Ka Iji (Easy) Richarj Kar Do"
Dukandar: Ek Rupaye Ki Iji (Easy) Richarj Se Kisi Ko Call Karni Hai Ya Maisej?
Pathan: Karna To Kuchh Nahin Bas Vaise Hi Paise Udaane Ki Aadat Hai

Ek Bar Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola
"Doctor Sahab Suna Hai Aap Marij Lane Wale Ko Kamishan Dete Hain"
Doctor: Kaha Hai Marij?
Pathan: Ji Main Hi Hu

Aadmi (Machhar Se): Din Men Kyon Kat Rahe Ho?
Macchar: Overtime Kar Raha Hu Sahab Maabaap Bimar Hain Ghar Men Javan Bahan Hai Aur Ladke Walon Ne Dahej Men 1 Leter Khun Maga Hai

Pathan Gusse Se: Water Chikan Biryani Men Chikan Hai Hi Nahin
Water: Sahab Gulab Jamun Men Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Pathan: Ha Yaar Sorry!