PATHAN JOKES IN HINDI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Raat Ke Do Baje Pathan Ki Begam Ka Mobile Baja Pathan Chaunk Kar Utha To Dekha Mobile Par Ek Maisej Tha
'Butiful'
Pathan Ne Turant Begam Ko Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Pucha "Yah Kya Hai Tumhen 'Butiful' Ka Maisej Kisne Bheja Hai?"
Begam Ne Bhi Ghabraakar Mobile Dekha Aur Gusse Se Boli "Andhe Ho Gae Ho Kya? 'Butiful' Nahi 'Battery Full' Likha Hai

Sindhi: Pathan Bhai Tum Bajar Ja Rahe Ho To Mere Liye Ek Shisha Lekar Aana Jisme Main Apna Chehara Dekh Saku
Pathan: Thik Hai
Pathan Ke Bajar Se Wapas Aane Ke Baad:
Sindhi: Bhai Le Aaye Shisha?
Pathan: Nahin Bhai Mila Hi Nahin Jo Bhi Shisha Main Uthaata Tha Usme Mera Hi Chehra Dikhai De Raha Tha Aapka Nahin

Pathan: Khali Pepar Ko Barbar Chum Raha Tha
Sindhi: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Lav Letter Hai
Sindhi: Magar Ye To Khali Hai
Pathan: Aaj Kal Bolchal Band Hai

Pathan Apni Begam Ko English Sikha Raha Tha Dopahar Men Begam Boli "Dinner Kha Lo Ji"
Pathan: Jahil Aurat Ye Dinner Nahi Lunch Hai
Begam: Jahil Tu Tera Sara Khandan Karmfute Ye Raat Ka Bacha Hua Khana Hai Dimag Mat Dauda Roti Charlee

Santa Ne Kamaal Kar Diya Vah Bank Men Jakar So Gaya Puch To Kyon?
Kyonki
Usane Bank Ka Vigyapan Padha Ki "Yaha Sone Par Lon Milta Hai"A

Ek Bar Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola
"Doctor Sahab Suna Hai Aap Marij Lane Wale Ko Kamishan Dete Hain"
Doctor: Kaha Hai Marij?
Pathan: Ji Main Hi Hu