PATHAN JOKES IN URDU PICTURES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pathan Ki Begam Raat Ko: Suniye Jara Uthiye Aur Dekhiye Almari Ke Paas Chor Khada Hai
Pathan: Uske Paas Hathiyar Hua To?
Begam: Are Aap Ghabrao Mat Aapka To Insorence Hai Par Gahanon Ka Nahin Hai

Ek Budhiya Sinema Haal Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Baithi Thi Kabhi 15 Minat Men Muahh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Minat Men
Yah Dekhkar Paas Baithe Pathan Ko Gussa A Gaya Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chhini Aur Puri Ek Ghut Men Pikar Bola: Aise Pite Hain
Budhiya: Par Beta Main To Pan Thuk Rahi Thi

Water: Sar Aap Kya Lenge?
Pathan: Ek Batar Chikan Aur Pach Nan
Water: Dezert Men Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Pathan: Ut Ki Sawari

Pathan Ne Chidiyaghar Men Naukari Kar Li Usane Sher Ke Pinjre Ko Tala Nahin Lagaya
Afsar: Tumne Sher Ke Pinjre Ko Tala Kyon Nahin Lagaya?
Pathan: Kya Jarurat Hai Itne Khatarnak Jaanvar Ko Kaun Churayega?

Pathan Thele Wale Se Khane Ka Saman Pack Karva Raha Tha
Thele Wala: Khan Sahab Yahin Kha Lo
Pathan: Nahin Yaar Ghar Jakar Khaunga Doctor Ne Kuch Bhi Bahar Khane Ko Mana Kiya Hai

Pathan Ne Lassi Ki Dukan Lagai
Grahak: Are Is Lassi Men Makkhi Giri Hui Hai
Pathan: Oye Dil Bada Rakh Ye Chhoti Si Jaan Teri Kitni Lassi Pi Jayegi