Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Santa: What did you say? Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk. Santa: Is it Flipkart? Flipkart: Yes sir. Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy. Flipkart: So what? Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you. Flipkart: Hey... which cash? Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you. Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals? Santa: Yes, I remember. Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now? Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes