Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor? Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Why doesn't China play Cricket? Santa: Actually, ICC doesn't want them to play the game because everyone looks the same. If someone gets out, he shall go to the pavilion, wash his face and come out to bat again! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: See? Math isn't so bad. Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life? Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon. Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english. Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally!!!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Banta: What is your chief worry in life? Santa: Money. Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any. Santa: Yes. That's the worry!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >