Santa: What do you want for your birthday? Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough. Santa: From landline or mobile?31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight. Banta: On cable or at theatre? Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals? Santa: Yes, I remember. Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now? Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn? Mechanic: Is it broken? Santa: No, but the brakes are!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased. Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent? Santa: Yep BPO Interviewer: Say something... Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa..!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes