SANTA JOKES VIDEO JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa writes to S.B.I.:
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I just want to know whether it refers to mine or the bank!"

Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!

Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'!

Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!

Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters I don't care about anything, I just do 'Nagin Dance'!

Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?
Santa: Beer in each hand!