POLITICS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Sarkar: maji satakali re anna: kyo sarkar sarkar: mere 100cr vote kamm ho gaye na.. anna: meri jarurate he kam isliye mujme he dum i’m anna hazare.

1 gaon me rahul gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha: sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he. rahul- to school kaise chal raha he? bacha- jaise desh chal raha hai! :p

Gazal by indian aam aadmi yeh anna hazare be le lo yeh lokpall be le lo bhale cheen lo hum se bipasha basu magar hum ko lauta do woh kimti purani woh atta woh gas woh bijli woh pani badi meharbaani…! badi meharbaani…!

Ek aadmi ne fish pakdi ghar aaya to dekha na gas na aata na bijli na oil admi vapas fish ko nadi me fek aaya. fish chillai congress parti zindabad zindabad..!

Santa newspaper padh raha tha. banta: koi nayi khabar hai kya? santa: ye kya u.p. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega. banta: jis ghar mein aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.

Obama: tujhe swiming aati hai. lalu: na obama: tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai. lalu: tumko aata hai obama: yes lalu: sasura fir tohre mein aur kutta mein farak ka hai.

The only place in india where food is cheap. tea=1.00 soup=5.50 daal=1.50 meals=2.00 chapati=1.00 chicken=24.50 dosa=4.00 biryani=8.00 fish=13.00 these items are meant for poor people and is available at indian parliament canteen. the salary of those poor people is rs. 80,000 per month. without income tax. please send it to at least 5 nagriks... inki garibi sabko pata to chale! lets join with anna hazare against corruption.

What is lokpal? 1.if goverment employee does corruption charge he will be openly investicated with cbi. 2.they will be punished upto 2 to life prison. 3.if judge is charged with offence then with lokpal immediately put fir and put in jail. 4.this lokpal is against politicians thats why they are not accepting this bill in parliment.

The latest new dance craze is called “the politician” it’s two steps forward, one step backward and then a sidestep

Poor people the only place in india whr food is cheap.. tea 1.00 soup 5.50 dal 1.50 meal 2.00 chapati 1.00 chicken 24.50 dosa 4.00 veg biryani 8.00 fish 13.00 these items r meant 4 “poor people” & is available at indian parliament canteen the salary of those poor people is rs.80,000 per month!

13 saal pehle samosa 3 rupay ka tha aur phone call 12 rs.ki ab phone call 3 rupay ki hai
8d0
. aur samosa 12 rs.ka mehanghai bharhi nahi hai bas idar-udhar ho gayi hai…

A question 4 bill clinton: wat was miss lewinsky’s most memorable feature? she has d whitest teeth i’ve ever come across!

How did bill and hillary clinton first meet? they were both dating the same girl in high school.

What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50? your honor.

Wat did clinton say wen accused of copying his homework frm his galfrnd at oxford? i dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

What’s the fluid capacity of monica lewinsky’s mouth? one u.s. leader!

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga… roh ka jism se rishta toot jaye ga… abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar do kal kya pata nawaz shareef 1 sms pr kitna text lgaye ga…

Lo bhai pakistanio! . . . khoon to zardari choos gaya, ab gosht sher kha jaye ga… or reh gai khaal, wo to hy he shokat khanam ke… :-d

Lo g navi kahani shuru, agr hm nawaz or zardari me ‘z’ ko common len to naya lafz kuch ye banega . . . . nawaz+zardari= nawazardari

Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ………………………. . . q ky …….. . . . . . .. shareef to nawaz shareef be hai…

Arz kia hy. ye dolat bhi lelo, ye shuhrat bhi lelo, bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani, mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan, wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani, ! remix. ye zardari bhi lelo, ye altaf bhi lelo, ye imran bhi lelo, ye molana bhi lelo. bhalay cheen lo hum se hamari hina rubani magar humko lota do qeematein purani wo aata wo chini wo bijli wo pani bri mehrbani. bri mehrbani new sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!

Pawy gusa kro pawy rowo pawy pitto pawy rola pao pawy aby nu daso pawy mobil tor deo 80 ty . . . apna vote ( sher nu pa dita a) (-,-) <) )> _/ /_aaahoo!

Ajkal sirf 2 topic ke bare me bat horahi he . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . election 2013……. and aashiqui 2:-p:-;-)

Tou ajj qoum ny sabit kr dia . . . . . . . . vote shair da ty khaal shoukat khanam di :p

Mubarak ho pakistanio :p . . . . . . . purana pakistan repair ho gaya naya boht mehnga tha :d

Lo aaj say badal li hum ne bhi apni soch,,, jo 1 sohni larki ka rishta le kar de ga wohi vote le ga… (kuri do, voot lo) . (‘,’) /’sada haq…. >) ) ethey…. _l /_ rakh…

Ab k election to main hi jeetun ga, “d_g” uski aankhon ko intekhaabi nishan rekha hai.?

Itna fwd karo k imran khan tak pohnch jaye! . . . . imran bhai naya pakistan banana hai to purane ka kya karna hai? . olx pe baich den? from asif zardari :d

A leader who! 1. got his education from england 2. was included in university’s hall of fame 3. suffered severely in start of his career 4. married a non muslim lady, marriage failed, wife went’ bak to london 5. children in custody of mother as per judge’s decision 6. failure in start of his political career 7. won only 1 seat after a decade of struggle 8. his party won hearts of people after jalsa at lahore 9. all parties stood against his party u think its imran khan’s story?? no!its quaid-e-azam’s story !!! history is repeating itself think again! vote wisely (share if u support imran khan).

Indian parents at least give their kids two career choices: engineer or doctor. gandhi family only gives one: prime minister.!