Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time? Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'! Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong. Santa: You are right!06 Apr 2018English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain? Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!06 Apr 2018English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho... Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!11 Jan 2018English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?" Dentist: Rs 1200. Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!11 Jan 2018English JokesSantaBanta Jokes
Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing? Santa: Ireland. Banta: How? Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!11 Jan 2018English JokesSantaBanta Jokes