Wife to husband: dear

Wife to husband: dear, meri tabiat kharab hai. kya tum khud khana bana loge?

Husband: oh, mujhe laga hum aaj bahar khana khayenge..

Wife: i m ok. main tho bas mazak kar rahi thi. chalo chalte hai.

Husband: main bhi mazak kar raha tha. chal chup chap dal roti bana :-p