Teacher: have you done anything generous? pappu: i met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. so i gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees i found. when god blesses you, you must bless others!11 Aug 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Guy: aapka maal pahunch gaya hai. pappu: point pe deliver kar do aur dekhna police se bachke. guy: bhiyaa flipkart se bol raha hun. pappu: toh maal kya hota hai be?18 Jul 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Genuine doubt - after the online class: teacher: if there is any doubt, you can ask? pappu: ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?11 Jul 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: why are you late? pappu: yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!25 Jun 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: why are you late?< br/> pappu: yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!23 Jun 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girl: baby, my mom liked you. she said yes for marriage. pappu: i only loved you and i only want to marry you. tell your mom to forget me!11 Jun 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Santa: tere mein koi lakshan nahi dikh rahe zindagi mein aage badhne ke. pappu: i am asymptomatic!11 Jun 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: i want to be a billionaire like my uncle. bunty: your uncle is a billionaire? pappu: he wants to be a billionaire too!11 Jun 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: what is the opposite of valentine? pappu: quarantine. teacher: how? pappu: valentine brings two people closer and quarantine keeps them apart!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Bunty: meri girlfriend ne mujhe dhokha de diya. pappu: jaisi teri shakal hai... toh kya sarkari naukri deti!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu to a girl: let me drop you, girl. girl: no, i don't go with strangers. pappu: achha toh saare autowale tere bhai hain kya?09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: hey, you are so gorgeous. can i have your number? girl: get your own, i am next!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Bunty: what part of your morning routine takes the longest? pappu: deciding to get up!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: do you know what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? bunty: what? pappu: imagination!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu's friend: yaar maine ek kutta liya hai, uska kya naam rakhun? pappu: kutta. friend: yaar kutte ka naam kutta kaun rakhta hai? pappu: toh tere papa ne tera naam 'manav' kyon rakha?09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: don't worry guys if ab de villiers has retired. now he will open a bar and name it modi sarkar. bunty: why? because, ab ki bar, modi sarkar!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
After results: pappu to his younger cousin: tere kitne marks aaye? cousin: tere kitne aaye the? pappu: chal bye abhi jana hai... kuch kaam yaad aa gaya!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: i love how music can take you to another place. bunty: how? pappu: for example, himesh reshamiya was playing in that cafe so i went to a different cafe!09 Apr 2020English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Neighbour: Which channel do you like to watch most on TV? Pappu: CNBC. Neighbour: Aren't you too young to watch business and shares related channels? Pappu's mother: He is saying Cartoon Network... He's Punjabi, so just adds BC at the end of whatever he says!29 Mar 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Pappu: I Love You!29 Mar 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had to punish you. What do you have to say? Pappu: Thank God, Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!25 Mar 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Bunty: If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs... what does Colgate Sensitive do? Pappu: It kills 99.9% of germs without hurting their feelings!25 Mar 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? Pappu: Eat Pizza. Girlfriend: No! something romantic. Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!25 Mar 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!21 Feb 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!21 Feb 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law? Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!21 Feb 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Teacher: What is Anesthesia? Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!15 Feb 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day? Pappu: Some forwarded messages!15 Feb 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think? Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?15 Feb 2018English JokesPappu Jokes div >