NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Visitor: gau rakshak saheb hain ghar pe?
Maid: nahi. saheb lynch pe gaye hain!

Lady: i want to order a soup.
Waiter: madam, we have clear soup and gst soup.
Lady: what is gst soup?
Waiter: it is not clear!

Guy 1: aur kya kar raha hai aaj-kal?
Guy 2: ca
Guy 1: kaun sa saal?
Guy 2: har saal!

Girl: iss dress ka kya price hai..?

Shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss.

Girl: aur uss dress ka..?

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

Girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi..!!

Behan- ladka kaisa hai?

Bhai- ladka acha hai,engineer hai,dekhne main film ka hero lagta hai.....

Behan- konsi film ka hero??

Bhai- paa....|

Teacher: "aaj pehli
Baar tum class me
Baat kar rahi ho..
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Hamesha tum nazre
Jhukake meri baate
Sunti thi kya ho gya
Hai tumhe.. ??
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Pinky:" sir ji net pack
Khatm ho gaya hai..