NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Jack- i am fed up of my life. i am thinking of suicide.
Dan- my advice to you is that what i did, you can do the same as well.
Jack- what did you do?
Dan-
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Wedding.

Little soye: teacher pls, what is the time difference between london and nigeria?

Teacher: just a minute!

Little soye : thanks teacher!

Teacher: "why are you so late?"
Johnny: "someone told me to go to hell."
Teacher: "why did that make you late to class?"
Johnny: "i couldn't find it at first, but now here i am."

Son: give me 20 rupees.
Mother: for what?
Son: i will give it to a poor man.
Mother: where is your poor man?
Son: he is selling ice cream outside.

Uncle: what do you do son?
Boy: i do social service.
Uncle: are you a social worker?
Boy: no uncle, i like to photograph all the girls for free.

Papa - what kind of wife do you want?
Son - like moon who comes in the night and goes in the morning.