NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. and in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!

Tchr : tum bade hokr kya kroge?
Boy : shadi
Tchr : nhi, mera mtlb kya bnoge?
Boy : dulha,
Tchr : oho, i mean kya hasil krna chahte ho?
Boy : dulhan

Employee- "boss meri shadi ho gayi, meri salary badha do"

Boss- "factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti"

Girls family - ladka kitna kamata hai?

Boys family - ji uske paas snapchat hai

Girls family - matlab bahut ameer log hai. rishta pakka

Madam ne english period mein munni se puchha,

Madam: “translate this sentence in hindi – pappu gives me 14 and 15 rupees”

Munni sharmate hue: “mam, pappu ne mujhe choda aur pandra rupaye diye.

Judge: why u've stolen money from this man?
Sardar: my lord i’ve not stolen money. he just gave it to me
Judge: when he gave u money ?
Sardar: when i showed him a gun