NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa : tere result ka kya hua?
Pappu : teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein.
Santa : saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked why did u killed only sardar in crowd?
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Tiger- aur kya karta... kab se bakwaas kar raha tha
"inni wadi billi"

Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
Santa: doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: mareez kahan hai?
Santa: mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa rocks!

Santa singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se
Gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
"kya hua, kya hua"
Santa: pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.

Ek dost ne poochha, "kya hai, parivartan ki paribhaasha...?"

Gaalib: "jo kabhi baadalon ki garaj se dar kar, lipat jaati thi mujhase;

Aaj voh khud baadalon se bhi jyaada garajati hai.

Santa aur banta dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye.