NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pappu – ye train chal kyu nahi rhi

Tt – are bhari varsha ki
Vajah se train late hai

Pappu – varsha itni bhari hai
To varsha ko train se utaar kyu nahi dete
Tt behosh..

Sardar 1- train me yaar raat bhar neend nahi aayi.. upar ki seat mili thi!


Sardar 2- to exchange karna tha!


Sardar 1- kisse karta? neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha..

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon?
Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon.
Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.

1st boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu
K teri shaadi k baad me
Teri biwi ko film dikhane le
Jau aur tujhe bura b na lge.??

2nd boy:
Meri shadi apni behen se kra d..

Ek bus neher me gir gayi

Police-bus kaise giri
Driver-muje nai pata

Police-kya
Driver-wo aaj helper nai aya
To me peche kiraya lene gya hua tha

1st saheli-tumne ab tak shaadi kyu nai ki
2nd-shaadi to karna chahti hu
But manpasnd pati nai mila
1st-mai shadi suda hu or mera b yahi prblm he