NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa electric shop pe gaya aur
Dukandar se bola

Santa: ek kala bulb dena
Dukandar: bhai sahab,
Kale bulb ka kya karoge?
Santa: yaar,
Dopaher ko andhera karke sone ka
Mazaa hi kuch aur hai.

Pappu: i need a doctor's appointment.
Receptionist: ok, how about 10 tomorrow?
Pappu: are you crazy? i don't need that many!

Santa: behen ki shaadi hai
Aur cards bhi nahi baatein ab tak.

Pappu: main baant deta hun,
Ek baar shuffle kar ke de do!

Boy: uncle durex dena.
Chemist: tum toh mittal
Sahab ke bete ho na?
Boy: hanji,
'aur uncle torex ke saath 4-5 vicks bhi de dena!

Pappu: my girlfriend just saved me a lot of money.
Bunty: how?
Pappu: she married someone else!

Suraj woh jo din bhar
Aasman ka saath de, chand
Woh jo raat bhar taaron ka
Sath de, pyaar woh jo zindagi
Bhar saath de, aur biwi woh
Jo har baat ka ulta jawab de.