Premi: tum kitani sundar ho. tumhari aankhen jheel ki tarah hai. man karata hai ki is jheel me doob jaun. Premika: marane ka saukh hai to chapakal me doob jao.13 Jul 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes
Premi: priy , kya main pahala yuvak hun jisase tumane pyar kiya hai? Premika: han pahale hi purus ho jo mujhase prem kar rahe ho. isase pahale to main hi puruson se pyar karati rahi hun.07 Jul 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes
Premi: priy main is bar pariksha me fail hona chahta hun. Premika: kyon? Premi: yadi main first aaya to pita jee science dilwayenge aur second aaya to commerce dilwayenge aur fail ho gaya to tumhare sath sadi kar denge.01 Jul 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes
Mark: i will pay 1 million dollars to the person who will complete my wish.Billy: what is your wish?Mark: i want 10 million dollars25 Jun 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes
Rogi doctor se: tum marijon se ye kyon puchhate ho ki ve kis prakar ka khana khate hain? Doctor: isase mujhe yah malum ho jata hai ki usaki aarthik asthiti kaisi hai. taki usi anusar charge karunga.19 Jun 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes
Maa beti se kahati hai : tumhe aane me der kyon hui? Beti : ek manchala mera pichha kar raha tha. Maa : to yah bhi koi karan hua? Beti : han, wah bahut dhire-dhire chal raha tha.13 Jun 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes