NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ladki: - mummy aaj maine
Apne friend ko khub ullu banaya...
Bataun kaise...?

Mummy kaise...??

Ladki: - maine rupee sandal me chupaye the or woh 2 ghante
Tak meri bra me dundta raha....

Doctor: a research says that every 60ml of whiskey you drink,
Takes 5 minutes of your life.

Drinker: according to my calculation, i should have died in 1795!

Irony of life:
wife doesn't get pregnant after many attempts;
and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions!

Men always say "i love you" to girls but do you know the true meaning of this?

i: i'm

l: looking
o: over your
v: vaginal
e: entry

y: you must take
o: off your
u: underwear!

Irony of life:
wife doesn't get pregnant after many attempts;
and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions!

Friend: when i woke up this morning,
I meditated, did 50 pushups,
Drank green tea and went for a 30-minute walk.
He: do you know what i did?
I woke up and spent an hour just waking up!