NAUGHTY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pati roz apni sasural mein phone karke apni naaraz patni ke baare mein poochhta.

Saas : kitni baar kaha hai ki woh tumhare liye mar gayi hai. roz roz kyun phone karte ho?

Pati: kuchh nahi bas yeh sunkar bohat achcha lagta hai.

This is ultimate

Doctor: why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 am, when i told you at 9 am..???

Patient: i wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.

Bachapan mein suna tha ki
Garmi uoon mein hoti hai.

Skool mein pata chala
Garmi june mein hoti hai.

Ghar me paapa ne bataaya ki
Garmi khoon mein hoti hai.

Zindagee mein bahut dhakke khaaye
Tab jaakar pata chala ki garmi na to khoon mein,
Na joon mein aur na hee uoon mein hoti hai,

Garmi to noton ke junoon mein hote hai...

Ek aadami loan lene bank gaya.

Aadamee: sir loan lena hai.

Bank adhikaaree: bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: nahin sir, main to ghar pe hee khaata hoon.
Agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karoonga.

Bank adhikaaree: - chal bhaag yahaan se... hurr ..

Raat ko ek chor ghar se chori karake nikal raha tha

Ki bachche kee aankh khul gayi aur bachcha bola,

"school bag bhi le ja saale varana shor macha doonga...

Agar puraani filmon kee tarah sirph beizzatee karane se

Dil ka daura padata to har private naukri vaala

Mahiney mein 8-10 baar to mar hee jaata...