Premika ki ankho me bhengapan tha.Premi se pucha- kya meri ankhen susila se milati hai?Premi bola- khak milati hai. aapas me to milati hi nahi.04 Dec 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes div >
Ek ladaka, apani girl friend ko kis kar raha tha. Tabhi ladaki ka bhai dekh leta hai aur guse me kahata hai,"abhi main batata hun ki meri bahan ka chumban kaise liya jata hai."Ladaka bola- maph kijiye aapne der kar di. ye to main sikh chuka hun.28 Nov 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes div >
Ek sipahi ne ek sajjan se kaha - maph kijiye mujhe pata nahi tha ki park ke andhere kone meAap jis aurat ko chum rahe the vah aapki patni thi.Sajjan bole, "maphi ki koi bat nahi. aapne jab torch ki rausani dali tabhi mujhe bhi yah pata chala."22 Nov 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes div >
My aunt is a crossed eyed teacher who cannot control her pupils.And one of her pupils replied to this joke and said, 'jokes could not get cornea these days!'.16 Nov 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes div >
Captain: naujavan aage badho.Itna sunte hi sabhi sainik aage badh gaye lekin santa vahin khada rah gaya.Captain ne santa se pucha- santa tum kyon nahi gaye.Santa: sir apne to kaha nau javan aage badho lekin mai to 10va javan hun.10 Nov 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes div >
Do aurat aapas me apne-apne pati ki badai karne lage.Pahli: mera pati bahut padha likha hai.Dusari: mera pati sabse jyada padha likha hai.Pahli: tumhra pati kitna padha hai?Dusari: mera pati itna padha likha hai ki wo kuch likh de to koi nahi padh pata hai. lekin tumhara pati kitna padha likha hai?Pahli: mera pati itna padha likha hai, itna padha likha hai ki yadi wo kuch likh de to wo khud nahi padh pata hai.04 Nov 2019English JokesNaughty Jokes div >