Aaj pagal day he apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo, mene to bhej deya he wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok paglo ki 4 nishaniya 1-right hand me mobile pakdna.. 2-anguthe se screen touch karna 3-msg padh kar muskurana 4-phir sochna kisko send karu

Aaj ka su vichar kaam aise karo ki log aapko . . . . . . . kisi doosre kaam k liye kahe hi nahi

So true a guy calls up the radio station "hi, i'd like you play the song 'tu hai ke nahi' from the movie roy" rj - nice choice. to whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? guy - to my salary

Gabbr sing ke gar jab ek ladka peda hota hai tab uski ma jor se chata marti hai tab ajubaju vale puchte hai ki kyu mara uski ma bolti hai ki sala muje bolta he kitne admi the....

1 sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . sharabi: saale abhi aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!

Bapu lagan ma gaya plate par tissue paper joine vicharyu ke aa pan kadach khavani vastu hase etle jevu khava gaya tya to badha bapuoa e raad padi "e no khata, haav moru se."