Kuch log zindgi mein piche reh jate hain

:/ . .


Aur . . . . . unke pet aage nikal jaate hain

Man: tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko q nai bataya
?
Sardar: q k jb mera scooter gum huwa tha to police walo ne
15-20 din istemaal kar k loataya tha

Awesome msg by a true lover:

She broke my heart,
I broke her samsung galaxy s3........
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Baaki khud hisaab laga lo, kaun zyada roya hoga..

Wo pagal hai
Aur mai uski pagalpan
Wo mera jaan mai uski jaan
Baki sab mere bhai jaan..!

Single life is all about picking up the phone,
Unlocking it and seeing your disappointed face
Along with time and locking it again!

I'm trying to be a more positive person.
Today, i'm positive that everyone is an idiot!