2 cockroach icu me ek dusre ke bagal me admit thay.. 1st: kisne maara, hit ya slipper..? . 2nd: arre kisi ne nahi yaar, ye ladkiyan mujhe dekh ke itna chillati hai ki.. attack aa gaya..!

क्या सचिन को नहीं मालूम, सांसद बॉल नही फैंकते! वे तो कुर्सियां और माइक फैंकते हैं! और अम्पायर कहता है, "बैठ जाईये, बैठ जाईये!"

Dog and mosquito were in love mosquito kissed the dog dog become emotional gave a love bite to mosquito.. mosquito died of rabies, dog died of dengue.. . moral: "intercaste love is dangerous"

Prove that 2/10 = 2 japanese student: wrong question pakistani student: no way american student: it's strange, how isit possible indian engineering student solved it,, two/ten = wo/en (t with t cancel) w = 23rd letter o = 15th letter e = 5th letter n = 14th letter so 23+15/5+14 = 38/19 = 2

Jo insaan auro se ulat chalta hai, wahi itihaas likhta hai...!" . . . ye baat traffic police ko bahut samjhaya par bina chalank kante wo mana hi nahi...!

आजकल की लडकियां हर dp (display pic) में शकल बदल लेती है,

समझ नहीं आता कि
लड़की है या
इच्छाधारी नागिन!!!!