Girlfriend को अपनी पलकों पर बिठा
लो … देकर हर ख़ुशी उसको.. उसके सारे
गम चुरा लो …प्यार करो उसको उसकी
सहेली के सामने इतना कि उसकी
सहेली भी कहे….. जानू मुझे भी पटा लो

पति रोज़ अपनी नाराज़ बीवी के घर फ़ोन करता था।
सास: कितनी बार कहा है, वो तुम्हारे लिए मर चुकी है, तो बार-बार फ़ोन क्यों करते हो?
पति: सुन कर अच्छा लगता है।

A three year old walked over to a pregnantlady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. he inquistively ask the lady, "why is ur stomach so big?" she replied, "im having a baby" with big eyes, he asked, "is the baby in ur stomach?" she said, "he sure is" then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "is it a good baby?" she said, "oh, yes, it"s a real good baby?" with an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "then why did u eat him?"

Q : what does a spider do inside your ear? a : it makes your head spin.

Height of positive thinking- a man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before..!!

Pappu: when i look into your eyes i always see something beautiful. girlfriend: awww... what? pappu: my reflection!