Breaking news:-sonia gandhi (in dabbang style) :- hazaaro se darr nahi lagta saheb.. hazare se darr lagta hai..

2 dost jungle mein, raste me raat ho gayi wo tent laga k so gaye.. . raat ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli.. usne dusre ko jaga k kaha: aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..?? . . 2nd: bahut sare sitare 1st: is se kya pata chalta hai..?? 2nd: asman khubsurat hai.. 1st: abey newton ki aulad, tent chori ho gaya hai..

Car me pappu ki fmly ja rhi thi police ne car ko roka ye surksa wek h ap set blt phn kr car chla rhe ho apko 5000 ka inam diya jata h ap is inam ka kya kroge? ppu- me is se apna driving licence bnwauga. tbhi uski ma boli: is ki bat ka ykin mat kro.. . daaru pee kar kuchh bhi bolta hai.. . uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole: mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada door nahi ja paenge.. . tabhi car ki dikki se awaaj aayi: hamne bordar cross kr liya kya

Ek chaor ameer aadmi ke ghar chori karne gaya tijori par likha tha tijori todne ki jarorat nahi hai 452 no prees karke samne wala lal batan dabaye jaise hi batan daba alaram baja aur police aagye.. jate jate chor seth se bola. ab mera inshanyat se bharosh uth gaya hai..

Pati- meri nazar kamzor ho gayi hai, sochta hu chashma banwa lu. patni- rehne do! colony me mujhse sundar koi nahi hai.

Din ki ye tapti dhoop us par ye aapki baatein khoob dil se muskurate mere mehboob dekha nahi pehle aapka ye sunhera roop