Intelligent ?? hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya ! jivan me 3 baat kisi ko nahi batani.. ... 1) 2) 3) nahi batani matlab nahi batani... kisi ko bhi nahi

Girl-mummy munde aa rahe ne. mummy-beti ander aa jao, ehna d neeat theek nai. girl-mummy "banty " v naal hai. mummy-fir ta beti apni kutti v ander karla.

Wife- raat ko chor aaya tha ghar me, or mujhe kiss krke chala gya. pati- tumne roka nahi wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, par bola fir aunga

Ek baar ek couple park mein beithe hote hai. police wala: “park mein aise beithe ho, bacho pe kya asar padega?” aadmi: “hum dono married hai” police wala: “toh ghar mein ja ker betho na” aadmi: “tab isske pati pe kya asar padega

Virat kohli: bc mc, what do you like in me, mc bc? . . . .. anushka: teri galiyan, galiyan, teri galiyan...

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur bola boss: “meri london ki ticket book kara do, aur is baar mera naam d.k. bhos likhwana, bich mein dot laga dena.” seceratary hairani se: “par kyu boss?” boss: “kyunki london wale airpor pe mera naam mr. bhosdk announs karte hai”