People be like "khud kitni beautiful hai aur boyfriend itna chutiya pataya hua hai" yes may be he's not gud luking but definitely uski soch aap jaisi chutiya nahi hogi... that's why she's with him...

And chutiya of the year award goes to the people who write . . . . "market me naya aaya hai, jaldi forward karo" on whatsapp

A perfect girl: . na kabhi tang karti hai, na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai, na kabhi kisi ke saath flirt karti hai, na kabhi jhooth bolti hai, na kabhi dhoka deti hai, na kabhi ishq karti hai, . aur na hi is duniya mein paayi jaati hai/

Ek ladka apni class me baitha tha.. ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se apne kaan band kar diye... frnd : tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..??? . . ladka : ale jo spech dene jaalahi aa na.. wo meli gal flend hai .. wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi... "my deal brothels nd shistels"

Gf ne bf ko letter likha: “meri life me naya ladka aa gaya hai, . tumse achha.. mai usi se shadi karungi, meri photo wapas bhejwa do” . . . . bf ne apne sare friendz ki gf’s ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me uski photo rakh ke letter likha: . . . “lo in me se apni photo nikaal lo, mujhe tumhari shakal yaad nahi hai.

Mujhe desh ki gareebi ke baare me tabhi pata chal gaya tha . . . . jab kisine bike pochne wala kapda meri bike se gayab kar diya tha.