Life mein hamesha hanstay, muskuratay aur gungunatay raho... ta'kay log tumhain dekhtay he samajh jayain ke tum. . . . un-married ho

Sasur damaad se:" 6 saal me 6 bachche ye kya mazaak hai.. ?? :o . . . damaad:" maine aap se pehle hi kaha tha... garib zarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga..

Badtameez....chaddar ki kameez lohe ka pajama.... bandar tera mama billi teri mausi... kutta tera yaar aam ka achaar..... ab ki bar modi sarkar!!! :-p

Aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka naya trend, . . . . . . . . . . . . . i lyk you, i love you but as a friend

Husband- agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi...? : : : wife- aadhe paise le kar hamesha keliye mayke chali jaungi... main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush.. : : husband- 20 rs. ki lagi hai... ye le 10 aur nikal...

Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli: lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,.. . . kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai… . . . . . pregnant lady boli: mistri khali hai… tere ghar bhej du kya?