Someone told me that it's good to make people laugh so i keep a printout of good jokes and if that doesn't work... . . . . . . . i show them my payslip!

How does a chartered accountant scold his son? you useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, i will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!

One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. if they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old!

2 minutes of silence for those girlfriends... jinki shakal nokia 1100 jaisi hai aur attitude iphone7 jaisa!

Statistical data of different types of phone call duration: boy to boy - 00:00:59 boy to mom - 00:00:50 boy to dad - 00:00:30 boy to girl - 01:23:59 girl to girl - 05:29:59 girl to boy - missed call husband to wife - 00:00:03 wife to husband - 14 missed calls

Tery is qadar chahat ko dekhkar tujhpe mar mitne ko dil chahta hai khuda gwaah hai zab tera chehra dekhta hu tujhe gajal bna ker tujhpe shayry likhne ko gi chahta hai.