Khushiyan aapki har din badhe pyaj ki keematon ki tarah, gamm apke har din ghate heeroino ki liwaz ki tarah...

Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge. mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai, ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the. 1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " wel done".. sardar- oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..

Santa went to a wish well with his
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wife jeeto. santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish. jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well. santa shouted, "o teri... it works!"

चोटी काटने में क्या बहादुरी ???
अरे हिम्मत है,..
तो जबान काट के दिखाओं...
एक भड़का हुआ पति

लड़की : तुमने जो मुझे proposal दी थी वो अभी तक available है ?
लड़का : yes yes yes
लड़की : तो मैं फिर उसे reject करती हु.