Apni wife ko impress karne ka aasan tareeka, . . . wife hai jo tarika dhoond rahe ho.? . . . jazbaat to dekho aajkal ke bacho ke.

Kya re hero sms ka hafta nahi bhej rela.? apun ko malum, k tere pass sms ka bahut-maal padela hai chal time khoti mat kar, 5-10 peti sms bhej.

Barsat me chhata, rishto me mata, samaroh me taali, jija ke liye saali, metal me sona, ladkiyo ka rona, pyar me gham, aur sms me famous hai hum.

Paise ki duniya me do tarah ke log hote hai, ek kamane wale. aur dusre kharch karne wale . . . inhe pati aur patni ke naamo se bhi jana jata hai.

Kisi ka hath thaam kar chhodna nahi, wada kisi se karo to todna nahi, koi agr tod de dil aapka, to usko 4-5 laat maare bina chhodna nahi.

Santa doctor se: main susu subah 6 baje karta hu aur potty 7 baje. doctor: to is me problem kya hai.? santa : par meri aankh to 8 baje khulti hai.