Buri nazar wale!!! . . . . . . . . . you are welcome !!!! it's a hoarding outside an optical store.

Khubsurti ye nahi ki naye kapde, naye jute pahnosmart dikho. balki khubsurti andar se hoti hai, isliye. chaddi achchhi aur rangin pehna karo..!

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai? kyun ki petrol pump par likha hota hai aag lagane wali chije bahar rakhe.

Sitam dhane ki hadh hoti hai, pass na aane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, ruth jane ki bhi hadh hoti hai, ek sms kar de jalim paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi, meri har khushi tumhare nam hogi, ek bar kuch mang ke to dekho, bjli, pani, telefon ka bill or karz me dubi har proprty tumhare nam hogi!

Nurse to santa:" mubarak ho, aapke ghar ek ladka paida hua hai.. . . . . . . . santa:" waah kya technology aa gyi hai, wife hospital me hai aur bachha ghar hua hai...