Pathan Ka Bachcha: Abbu Hum Ko Baaja Dila Do! Pathan: Nahin Tum Sab Ko Tang Karega! Bachcha: Nahin Abbu! Khuda Kasam Jab Sab Son Jayega Hum Tab Bajayega! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya To Pathan Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakar Thuk Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Maulana: Batis Aur Batis Kitne Hote Hain? Pathan: Bahut Aasan Do Batis! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Doctor: Pani Ubal Kar Piya Karo! Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Bahut Mara Aur Bola: Bevkuf Itni Garmi Men Kahta Hai Ki Pani Ubal Kar Piyo! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan: Yaara Hamara Bivi Hum Ko Chhod Kar Chala Gaya! Dost: Tum Us Ko Pyaar Nahin Karte Hoge! Pathan: O Nah Oye Kasam Khuda Ka; Saga Bahan Jaisa Samjhta Tha Usko! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan Tren Men Su Su Kar Ke Aaya! Bivi: Aapka Pajama Gila Kyon Hai? Pathan: Toilet Me Likha Hai ??Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar N Nikale!` 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Ek Baar Ek Pathan Sicil Par Gun Gunata Hua Ja Raha Tha! Raste Men Usane Ek Aurat Ko Sicil Se Mar Diya! Aurat: Andhe Ho Kya Brak Nahin Mar Sakte The? Pathan: Pura Sicil Maar Diya Ab Brak Marne Se Kya Fayda! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Marij: Doctor Sahab Ye Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Ye To Mera Hastakshar Hai 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Aadmi: Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ki Saap Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi N Tute? Pathan: Jute Se Maar Do! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Techer: Kayamat Ke Din Jamin Fat Jayegi Aasman Tukde Tukde Ho Jayega! Pathan: Sar To Kya Us Din Skool Se Chhutti Hogi! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Doctor: Davai Hila Kar Piya Karo! Pathan: Oh Ye Badi Mushkil Hoti Hai! Davai Hilane Se Chamche Se Gir Jaati Hai Fir Jamin Se Chatani Padti Hai!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan 1 Ramjan Men Dopahar Ko Naswar Laga Raha Tha! Pathan 2: Abe Ye Kya ! Tera Roja Nahin Hai? Pathan 1: Hai! Par Itna Kamjor Nahin Jo Naswar Se Toot Jayega! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Ek Pathan Par Bijali Ke Taar Gir Gai! Pathan Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya Ki Bijali To Do Din Se Band Hai! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan (Doctor Se): Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai Kya? Doctor: Ha Dudh Men Calcium Hota Hai Isliye! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kyon Kala Hai? 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Nars: Mubarak Ho Khan Sahab Aap Ke Ghar Ladaka Paida Hua Hai! Pathan: O Mere Khuda Yah Kaisa Technology Hai; Bivi Mera Hospital Men Hai Aur Bachchaa Ghar Paida Hua Hai! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Ek Pathan Ne Resturent Men Pijja Mangvaya! Water Ne Pucha Ki Pijja Ke 4 Pees Karne Hai Ya 8? Pathan: 8 Pees Kar Do 4 Se Pet Nahin Bharta!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan Kisi Ladaki Ke Ghar Rishta Lekar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap: Hamari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi Hai... Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Ham Ek Ghante Bad A Jayega!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan: Mis Aapne Mujhe Mis Kaul Ki Thi Kya Kam Tha Mujhse? Techer: Maine To Kaul Nahin Ki! Pathan: To Fir Mere Mobile Pe Cu Likha Tha 'Ek Mis Kaul'! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Vakil: Tum Ne Pulis Officer Ki Hatheli Par Jalti Hue Sigret Kyon Rakhi? Pathan: Ye Hamko Bola Kaam Karwana Hai To Pahle Mutthi Garm Karo!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Prashn: Pathan Aur Gadhe Men Kaun Si Do Chije Ek Jaisi Hoti Hain! Uttar: Donon Bachpan Men Sundar Hote Hain Aur Bade Hokar Transport Ka Kam Karte Hain! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan: Maa Ham Bada Hokar Erfors Men Jayega; Maa: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Par Bamb Fekega!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan (Apni Patni Se): Begam Munne Ne Cockroch Kha Liya! Patni: Haay Rabba Jaldi Doctor Ko Bulaao! Pathan: To Tention N Le Maine Munne Ko Mortin Pila Di Hai! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Jaj Pathan Se: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai Kal Tumhen Fansi Par Latkaya Jayega; Pathan: Wo To Thik Hai Lekin Utaara Kab Jaayega?31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan Ne Juh Men Sher Ka Pinjara Khula Chhod Diya! Officer: Tumne Sher Ka Pinjara Lok Nahin Kiya? Pathan: Kya Jarurat Hai Sahab! Itne Khaufnaak Janvar Ko Kaun Chori Karega?31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan Sicil Par Se Ladki Ke Samne Jor Se Gira Aur Fauran Hi Khada Ho Gaya! Ladki: Oh My God! Kya Hua? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Ham Sicil Se Aise Hi Utarta Hai!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Ek Ladaka (Pathan Se): Main Agar Chahu To Tamam Pathanon Ko Jannat Se Nikal Kar Jahnum Men La Sakta Hu! Pathan: Kaise? Ladaka: Main Jahnum Men Naswar Ki Dukan Kholunga! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Yaha Se Clifton Kaun Si Bas Jaati Hai? Pathan: 20 Nambar Wali! Aadmi: Agar 20 Nambar Wali N Mile To? Pathan: Fir 1010 Ki Do Pakad Lena! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan Apni Bivi Se Naraj Ho Gaya Aur Apni Bivi Aur Apne Aap Ko Maarne Ka Fansla Kiya! Usane Apani Kanpatti Par Banduk Rakhi Aur Bivi Ko Bola `Khush N Ho Agla Nambar Tera Hai`! 31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >
Pathan Ke Ghar Beta Hua Pathan Ne Use God Men Liya Usane Susu Kar Diya! Pathan: Nars Ham Ko Dusra Pees Do Ye Lik Hai!31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesPathan Jokes div >