Me: You're amazing

Me: you're amazing. you always give me what i need and even though you make me pay for it, i love you.

Bartender: that'll be $13.75.
ALCOHOL JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Me: You're amazing Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you.
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