1 Chinese

1 chinese, 1 gora aur 1 sardar ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 jinn aaya aur bola: samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara gulam!!
Chinese ne sui phenki.
Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..
Gore ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Sardar ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga.
‘batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,’
Sardar bola: main bhi tera baap hu, maine disprin ki goli fenki thi, chal beta,
Ghar chal bohot kaam pada hai.
Jinn shocked & sardar rocked