A man got a call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl: hi, r u single?
Man: yes, but who r u?
Ans: your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number..
Girl: r u married?
Man: yes, but who r u?
Girl: your girlfriend, u cheat..
Man: sorry baby, i thought it was my wife..
Ans: wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.