A Man Was Shocked To See His Beautiful Divorced Neighbour Knocking On His Door One Friday Evening

A man was shocked to see his beautiful
Divorced neighbour knocking
On his door one friday evening.

"i'm so horny that i can't stand it."
She said.
"i want to go out, get drunk & get laid.
Are you free tonight?"

"yes!" he replied enthusiastically.

"wonderful." she said.
"would you watch my kids?