An HR manager got married

An hr manager got married. on the first
Night of their honey moon, on seeing his
Wife nude for the first time, he was
Furious: tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! you
Have cheated me! the astounded but smart bride asks:
Kaise? kya dhokha diya hai maine? the hr man shouts: your assets are so
Small.... i definitely remember noticing
Their size when i met you at the
Engagement... they appeared to be
Much bigger... the hitech bride replies, "honey, what
You saw and agreed upon was the ctc
Package... but this is what you get in
Hand...