Army Training ke dauran

Army training ke dauran.
Officer ne mukku se pucha: 'ye hath me kya hai?'
Mukku: "sir, banduk hai...!"
Officer : "ye banduk nahi! tumhari izzat hai, shaan hai, ye tumhari maa hai maa.!!"
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Phir officer ne dusre sipahi mahesh se pucha:
"ye hath me kya hai?"
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Mahesh: "sir, ye mukku ki maa hai, uski izzat hai, uski shaan hai
Aur hamari aunty hai aunty..!"