At police station: Lady: Sir main lut gae barbaad hoo gae

At police station:
Lady: sir main lut gae barbaad hoo gae.. ????
Inspector: kyun kya hua madam ?? ??
Lady: mere sare gehne chori hoo gae...????
Inspector: kaise? kaha rakhe the gehne?? ??
Lady: main pehenke soee hue thee..??
Inspector: fir chore kaise huee?? ??
Lady: wo aadmi mere sare gehne uutharke lee gaya... ????
Inspector: kyaa! fir tumne usko pakda kyun nahi?? ??
Lady: "mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.." ??..;):d:d