Bill Gates: So

Bill gates: so, how's heaven, steve?

Steve jobs: great! it just doesn't have any wall or fence.

Bill gates: so...?

Steve jobs: so, we don't need any windows and gates. i'm sorry, bill, i didn't mean to offend you.

Steve jobs: oh, what rumour?

Bill gates: that nobody is allowed to touch apple there, and there are no jobs in heaven.

Steve jobs: oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay jobs. therefore definitely no bill in heaven!