Classical Insult

Classical insult..
Ek ladka scooty par ja raha tha..
Scooty ka tyre bhains k gobar
K beech mein se guzer gya,
Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi.
Unho ney taliyan baja k kaha:"happy birthday to u"
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Ladka ruka or bola:
"wish karney se kaam nahi chaley ga" .
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"cake to khana hi padega"