Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Kyo hue

Doctor pagal se: tum pagal kyo hue?
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Pagal: maine 1 vidhva se shadi ki..
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Uski jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki...
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Yu meri wo beti meri maa ban gayi...
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Unke ghar beti hui to wo meri behan hui...
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Magar main uski naani ka pati tha...
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Is liye wo meri natin hui...
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Isi tarah mera beta apni daadi ka bhai ban gaya...
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Aur main apne bete ka bhanja...
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Aur mera baap mera damaad ban gaya..
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Aur mera beta apne dada ka sala ban gaya....
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Aur
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Dr: abey chup kar saale!
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Kya mujhe bhi pagal karega..?