Ek Baar Police Station Mein Ek Phone Aaya Or

Ek baar police station mein ek phone aaya or,
aadmi bola inspector sahab baat aisi hai ki,
meri gaadi ka sabhi saman chori ho gaya hai,
race se lekar gair tak. aap fauran yaha pauchiye.
inspector kuch der baad waha pahucha to sab thik tha.
usne aadmi se pucha ye kya behuda majak hai to wo,
bola maaf kijiye sahab jaldi ke karan galti se
piche ki seat par baith gaya tha.