Ek chor 1 crore rupees aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha

Ek chor 1 crore rupees aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha..
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Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya..
Maal udhar rakh kar bola "kal aake le jaoonga.."
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Dusre din gaya maal vahan nahin tha..
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
Mano wo kuch nahi janta..
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
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Chor bola:" isko puchh maal kahan
Hai bata de nahi to shoot kar dunga.."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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"ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.."
Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..
Usne dost se puchha
"kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: "bolta hai goli marde.. main
Nahin bataunga..