Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori
Karke bhag raha tha.
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Ek gunge,
Bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya.
Maal udhar rakh kar bola
"kal aake le jaoonga".
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Dusre din gaya.
Maal vahan nahin tha.
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
Mano wo kuch nahin janta.
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Chor apne ek aise dost ko
Le aaya jo gungo
Ki bhasha janta tha.
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Chor bola"isko puchh maal kahan
Hai bata de nahin to shoot kar dunga."
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Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola
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"ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche.
"chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya.
Usne dost se puchha
"kya bolta hai ??
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Dost: "bolta hai goli marde.
Main nahin bataunga..
Jisko samajh me
Aaya bas like thok do
Baki log dobara padho
FUNNY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha

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