Ek Sharabi Sadak Ke Beech Gir Gaya

Ek sharabi sadak ke beech gir gaya.

Police wale ne ye dekha aur gusse se sharaabi se bola: “tumne itni sharab kyon pee rakhi hai?”

Sharabi hath jodte hue: “mazboori thi sir”

Police wala: “kaisi mazboori thi?”

Sharabi: “bottle ka dhakkan kahi gum ho gaya tha sir“:d:d